Dildacious

pertaining to the shape and or size or a dildo/penis

That bald mans head is quite dildacious

by werdman April 6, 2009

dildocake

1) The crust that forms around a dildo if it has not been cleaned. This can vary from a yellowish, fish scented cake to a brown, moldy shit scented cake.
2) A generic insult

She needs to wash that dildo! It smells like a harbor and that cake is as think as my birthday cake was!

Get out of my way Dildocake!

by probie November 15, 2005

Dildocorn

A Dildocorn is a regular unicorn but the only thing that's different is that he has a dildo instead of a horn on it's head. a lot of people have made jokes about this but it actually exists at the high mountains of Iceland. Of course it only appears to have a natural habitat on Iceland and very few outsiders have ever seen one.

Did you see that unicorn!?
That wasn't a unicorn, that was a Dildocorn!

by Roxy Josilin August 23, 2010

dildockery

nonsense, foolishness,mischief, frivolity

stop all this dildockery before someone gets hurt!
I've had enough of your dildockery for one day!

by brendan mc July 16, 2008

Dildai Lama

Spiritual leader appointed by dicks that run the CCP

Xi Cuntpig will appoint the next Dildai Lama

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 18, 2021

dildate

The act of using a dildo.

"Chrissie dildated herself for close to an hour before she could make herself cum. Bitch was asshole naked bent over my couch. It was pretty wild, I think the is taking the breakup with Toddrick really bad. But hey, free show right? Yeah I'll ask Toddrick about getting her pots and pans back."

by jigoku November 10, 2007

Didact

The Didact was a Forerunner Promethean, who held an extremely high status in the Forerunner society as supreme commander of the entire Forerunner military. He wholeheartedly believed in the "Mantle of Responsibility" the Forerunners held to protect life, and initially opposed the Halo Array as a sin beyond measure. He was also the lover and husband of the Librarian, and the one who eventually activated the Halo Array. Although he was abandoned in a Flood-infested system by the former Master Builder Faber, he lived on by implanting his consciousness within a young Builder known as Bornstellar Makes Eternal Lasting. He believed the Mantle of Responsibility should belong to the Forerunners alone and saw humanity as a threat rather than the successors that most other Forerunners saw them as.

Bornstellar Didact , UR Didact

by Mythic Pilot January 20, 2013