Meet the Depressed

another term for 'Meet the Press', an NBC political talk show that is slanted in favor of liberals; used to be hosted by good ole Tim Russert {RIP}, but now is poorly hosted by David Gregory

Boy, I sure miss Tim Russert on 'Meet the Depressed'. Now we're saddled with David Gregory every Sunday instead.

by Hardliner1269 March 26, 2011

depressed

A stated in which you feel that everything is never right. It is because you're depressed that you continue to be depressed. Often by use by people who think they are depressed when really they just got left by some one who they thought they "loved". When depressed you often lie about your depression saying that everything is okay and nothing is wrong, in which you lie to yourself. Depression is often caused by friends and family. Feeling "alone", but often just surrounded by people who are your "friends", but never understand you. Surrounded by family that tries to help when they see that your depressed, but just end up making it worse. Suicide is sometimes caused by depression. Depression can be helped by writing poems, expressing yourself, or finding a hobby. Never let your depression be with you and only you. Let someone know.

"What's wrong Eleni?"
"Nothing..."

"Alone I should say?...
No, not alone, just lonely.
As I am free,
also am I enslaved
With no one around me.
Alone I should say?
Yes, I am, just alone"

by Res RI May 27, 2005

depressed

the absolute worst feeling in the world. you can become depressed because of a certain situation, or no situation at all. it is a mental ilness. its not being able to think straight. nothing seems to matter to you, even things that once did. you feel completely alone, in a room full of people, and you often think about the end. depression can lead to that end. depression is probably the scariest feeling in the world, it causes you to think about everything and analyze things way too deep. you wake up in the morning and ask yourself, 'why am i here?', or 'i wish i was dead'. you lost interest in everything, and you feel like you would rather talk to the wall than to the people around you, because absolutely no one understands you at all, and they just pretend to care about you. your body shakes from the small consumption of food you had that day, and all your mind's set on is the next cigarette you're going to smoke.

betty became extremely depressed when her father passed away.

by uballer December 17, 2007

Depressed kids

Common names for depressed kids are Aaron, Amaan, Dylan only Dylan Gordon tho and obviously lee Robertson.

Depressed kids love to eat cats and play Fortnite.

by SOMBRERO NIBBA NONJI May 25, 2020

dickpressed

when you haven't had sex in so long you're depressed

Suzy: I'm so dickpressed, I haven't had sex in a month!!!!

by killerbird12 May 6, 2016

derpressed

Being depressed over something stupid/silly or for a seemingly stupid/silly reason.

derpressed kid: "im depressed because my mom wont buy me black ops."

depressed kid: "what? i think your derpressed dude because thats no reason to be depressed. i'm depressed because my mom ran over my dog!"

by chaosweapon1 March 29, 2011

Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome

When someone browses the Facebook photos of his/her "friends" because he/she's bored and finds them doing fun things. As a result, with each click or wall scroll he/she becomes increasingly convinced that he/she should be doing those things with those people, and he/she forgets that he/she is not an important part of any of their lives. After realizing the former statement, the stalker becomes depressed.

Last summer I had nothing to do because all of my real friends were away or had jobs, so instead I stayed inside all day and suffered from Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome because that cute asian girl from my art class kept uploading beach pics.

by Forever Alone Forever Alone December 18, 2011