Denterexic

When someone has white teeth but they think that their teeth are yellow so they obsess over brushing their teeth/whitening them. Similar to anorexia but involving an obsession over teeth rather than weight.

Jim: "My teeth look so yellow today."
Bob: "Dude your teeth look completely fine. They actually look pretty white today."
Jim: "Oh, we'll I'm just gonna brush my teeth again later anyway."
Bob: "Wow you actually have a problem. You might even be denterexic."

by Unknown denterexic patient April 26, 2013

trip to the dentist

Spitting in someones drink.(Season 1 Veronica Mars)

Dont piss off the waiter otherwise he may give you a trip to the dentist.

by copper November 14, 2005

dental work

Hollywood code for plastic surgery (such as boob jobs, brow lifts, liposuction, tummy tucks, etc.). Coined by comedienne Kathy Griffin, who has had plenty of "dental work" herself. Used to subtly indicate someone has plastic surgery.

"Ashlee Simpson has had some dental work done lately, if you know what I mean."

by lalalorlor134 September 22, 2009

dental plan, lisa needs braces

a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.

sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.

taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....

... dental plan, lisa needs braces

some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"

by Olly J July 8, 2005

The Tenth Dentist

Someone who disagrees with something that is widely accepted by others, seemingly for no reason. The word comes from toothpaste advertisements, which often claim that "Nine out of ten dentists" recommend using their brand of toothpaste.

Mark: "I was making plans with the boys, but Adam kept arguing about all of our plans even though everyone else was on board."

Craig: "Man, the tenth dentist really had to go and ruin the fun for everyone, huh?"

by dKoschei August 15, 2019

Gamer Dent

When u got an indent in ya head from ur gaming headset. Usually occurs after an intense gaming session. Conditions may vary in size depending on how much of a dedicated gamer the individual truly is.

Aye Owlahs why u jus pull up and ain’t brush the gamer dent out ur hair before class?

by Entai December 1, 2018

Dentist's High

The time period, usually a week to a month, after a dentist's appointment where you actually brush your teeth three times a day, floss, and use mouthwash. After this time period, one goes back to their old ways of dental hygiene.

I was on a dentist's high, but then I went back to my usual tooth brushing schedule

by EthanO May 7, 2011