Wiener Diddler

A very annoying guy who won't stop bragging about how big his dick is, usually because in reality it is very small.

Spencer: Cody wouldn't stop bragging about how big his dick is in health class today.

Ross: I know, he's such a wiener diddler

by powdereddonutsmakemegonuts October 14, 2010

rectum-diddler

one who diddles rectums

charlie why are you such a rectum-diddler you rectum.

by OSDGETR February 19, 2010

swamp donk diddler

A man who diddles the swamp donk, more than once a month

"that guy is a real swamp donk diddler"
"oh yeah, he loves the swamp donk"

by randy beleza February 7, 2010

Diddler

The sphinx of pedophiles.

"Answer me these questions three. Question the first: Will I diddle you? Questions two and three: refer to question one."

-The Diddler

by Sexual Waterslide April 13, 2009

idaho diddler

when a girl diddles her pussy and a man comes up from behind and shoves a potato up her ass then he take it out and the girl eats it

dude it totaly did an idaho diddler with mary last night and she ate the potato like a dirty little whore

by bannanaman63 August 25, 2009

kiddy diddler

A male or female use touches another male or female under the legal age.

He fingered her? But he's grade 11 and shes only grade 6. Hes such a kiddy diddler, lets kick his ass.

by Cody October 19, 2002

Diddler

A Pedophile, Someone who has an attraction to little children.

"That man in a burgandy sweater is a diddler!"

by Hoochlovers January 15, 2008