Dickmatized

Hypnotizing a chick into submission by laying down that good dick.

Yo. I dickmatized Dawn last night. Now she wants it all the time.

by Tarendactyl May 31, 2016

Dickmeat

1)The essential properties of the male anatomy
2)Somebody who exhibits steadfast incompetence; a useless person
3)An insult; someone lacking social graces.
4)A man who is only good for sex.
5)An exclamatory.
6)Not an ingredient of dick-cheese-burgers, contrary to popular belief.

The woman was fienin’ for it, so I gave her the ol’ dickmeat.

We would have been on time if it wasn’t for dickmeat over here.

Hey dickmeat, fuck off somewhere, will ya?

Man, that dude pickin’ up all the ladies is pure dickmeat.

*drops hammer on toe* Dickmeat!

A dick-cheese-burger!? Does that have dick meat in it?

by Primeau January 4, 2009

dickmonger

1. One who hordes penises
2. One who displays dickish traits
3. A derogatory term for a male homosexual

1. You dickmonger!
2. Look at you hording those dicks, dickmonger!

by Curtis & Adam February 7, 2005

Dickmas

The 69th day of the year = MARCH 10th
(Unless event of leap year). Celebrated by: dildo appreciation, buying presents for the trouser snake & devoting an entire day to wrestling your weasle . Don't neglect to tickle your balls while you're at it... duh.

I got John a pocket pussy for Dickmas!

🎵🍆.I wish you a Merry Dickmas.🍆🎵

by Butt Sluts February 1, 2018

Dickmom

When someone is acting like a dick and sounding like a mom in forums or RL. Also someone who does it for the money and does it for the dick

Internet Person 1: *insert offensive language*.

Internet Person 2: Whoa, watch your language, this is a forum not a poopdeck. So get off this forum board while I suck some dick.
Internet Person 3: WHOA !? DICKMOM MUCH?

by onlyZ**I January 20, 2011

Dickmatized

When you are blind to the B.S. a man does because his penis/sex is good to you.

My homegirl is so dickmatized.

by A...WE August 20, 2008

dickmatize

A situation where a woman will put up with a huge prick in order to ride (his huge prick).

She has been the same since he dickmatized her. Now all she does is chase the dick

by thegreatkhanhster December 28, 2010