Dicklaration

When someone makes a false or temporary sentiment of love & commitment in order to convince their target of affection to sleep with them.

Katie asked Melissa, “why do men just tell us what they think we want to hear” to which Melissa replied, “because they make giant dicklarations to get you to sleep with them”.

by Shell Shock May 30, 2023

Dickclaration of Pussypendence

The right to say NO to any types of sensual/sexual interaction and not give into peer pressure.

Megan: “The Dickclaration of Pussypendence states, ‘When engaged in intercourse or the like, each party reserves the right to dissolve the union at any time.’"

Toni: “What?”

Megan: “Baby, you always have the choice not to hook-up.”

Toni: “ Oh! Thanks, Meg.”

by redbirds003 August 13, 2024

de-dickulate

The act of cutting off a mans penis after he has cheated.

I caught him in bed with my sister, so I de-dickulated him.

by psfan May 16, 2011