Dickpickle

when you get into a mess cause you thought with your dick

Guy: "woah that women is hot I am gonna fuck her tonight."
Dick: "go for it dude."
Later it turns out that she was the daughter of a cop who Jailed you for dating his daughter
Guy: I am in a real Dickpickle

by Christownnews July 4, 2017

dicktickle

when you get a slight itch on your dick :)

excuse me ma'am but I have a dicktickle.
I have to scratch my dick.

by ogertoger420 October 8, 2020

dicktricked

When one is lured into something using sexual means but then ends up with nothing.

"I came here because there were hot chicks in the ad but all I see are grumpy old men."

"lmao, u got dicktricked."

by haohao December 10, 2016

dick trickle

Dick Trickle.
1:pre cum
2: race car driver
3: a horse in red dead redemption
4: a leak from not shaking well enough after a piss

J: yo i was fucking a girl and I had a bunch of dick trickle it was embarrasing" B "dude you gotta be careful"

B"yo did you piss yourself?" J"No i guess i didnt shake enough"

by Desoda December 27, 2020

DickTrick

When you meet a Thai lady with a dick.

Dude! The other day I was in Thailand and I got DickTricked!

by psuedocrack February 21, 2018

Dickstricken

When a person takes out their dick and you’re terrified by the size.

When Vladimir took off his pants I was dickstricken!

by Guiostifer December 15, 2018

Dickdickle

When a male has finished urinating in sub zero tempuratures and the last drop freezes to the tip creating a dick icicle.

It was so cold last night that when I finished pissin' I had a dickdickle

by Dickdickle July 20, 2023