Dicktard

Someone who is prone to genital related uncoordination such as sitting on yourself or missing the bowl in the toilet due to complete lack of basic control.

"That guy totally pissed all over the seat. What a dicktard."

by Mr. Vocabularizor August 12, 2009

Hicktarded

Of or pertaining to a Hicktard

When Chicken Fried by The Zack Brown band came on, she said "we are not listening to this hicktarded music!"

by historionsistor May 7, 2011

Dicktard

The term to describe a man who is unable to achieve an erection and is therefore incapable of pleasing a woman.

Woman 1: How was last night with Joe?
Woman 2: Man, that was horrible, he is a dicktard.

by jimbo dan May 17, 2007

dicktard

A person in a temporary to permanent state of diminished mental capacity, brought on by their preoccupation with a man/dick.

"I was going to invite mom over for dinner but she started dating some guy. I can't deal with her when she's being such a dicktard."

by Chris_Z September 26, 2005

dicktard

Someone who is both a dick and a tard.

Jon Stewart is the world's biggest dicktard.

see also Bill Maher,Sean Penn and David Spade

by ponce killer September 21, 2005

Ricktarded

4.0 Student who still doesn't know shit. Easily spotted and heard as they are ALWAYS listening to Pearl Jam.

His Ricktarded ass actually thought Yellow Ledbetter had lyrics.

by ThaMain1 November 3, 2010

Dicktard

A person with a limp dick.

“Hey girl! How’s your sex life?”

“It’s okay, I guess. My boyfriend can’t get his penis erect.”

“OMG! He’s such a dicktard!”

by Trysdale January 23, 2018