Dickbrain

A man who thinks with his penis instead of his brain. In other words, his actions aren't rational and decisions are totally driven by getting laid.

He has been paying his girlfriend's cable bill so he has an excuse to go over there and spend time with her in hopes of getting laid.. What a dickbrain.

by metriccar August 12, 2012

dickskinners

Colorful slang for "hands."

They designed this machine to keep your dickskinners away from the moving parts.

by Nigga B April 25, 2003

Dickskin

A nickname given to people with the lastname Dixon

Hey Matt Dickskin

by Roussell December 16, 2008

Dickbrains

Someone who is a complete Idiot

Well you fucked that up Dickbrains see shit for brains

by DJ-Xcalibur September 21, 2006

dickshrink

the natural process of stepping out a a warm shower and into a cold room, in which your penis becomes an invert boner

you: hey mom, check out my dickshrink!

your mom: WTF LMFAO

by Cape Horn December 25, 2010

Dicksand

A type of spiraling addiction that occurs when you've discovered the best penis you've ever had in your life, and you gradually sacrifice all of your time to this irresistible penis and the human attached to it.

"Sarah, are you coming out tonight or are you caught in Michael's dicksand?".

"I'm sorry but I have slipped into the undeniably natural and magnetic pull of Michael's dicksand".

by tyrannosaurus-rekt July 8, 2016

dickshank

1) Familiar name used amongst friends.

2) Jagged metal used to mutilate a man's penis.

Jack: Dude I saw your new girlfriend take it 3 ways last night at the frat party. You might want to reconsider.

Thad: Shut the fuck up dickshank.

by Popski December 7, 2006