dickstracted

When your friend can't get their mind off the dick. Like all they think of is getting dick.

Brittany: Sorry I flaked on you yesterday, I got dickstracted.

by BayAreaPrincess925 June 4, 2016

Dickstracted

Is when you completely can’t think straight because you been getting the best dick . An thats all your thinking about

I been sleeping with this guy, an he is all i thinking about! He has me so dickstracted.

by Jrenee27 February 17, 2020

Dickspacer

Same meaning as cockblocker. Person making a negative influence on you're chance getting a bitch.

I am trying to rizz up a girl but sebastian is such a dickspacer!

by Cmfnrs March 29, 2023

Dickstance

Dickstance-- The length of ones penis and/or genitels. Also a way of covertly asking someone, usually a male, less often a hermaphrodite, how long their penis is.

Person#1: Hey Stavi, a hot girl wanted me to ask what your dickstance was.. she looked pretty shagadelic.
Stavi: Man.. My Penis is HUGE.

by solstice.barrett February 23, 2010

dickstance

the distance kept away from a fellow man to have a conversation without appearing gay or awkward. normal length 1.5 feet.

Chris: hey Gio, let me tell you something
Gio: alright bro, but keep your dickstance

by Dcoh January 1, 2011

dorkstache

the kind of fuzzy dorky moustache frequently found on prepubescent dorks

wow that's the most impressive dorkstache i've ever seen !

by om1nom2nom3 April 18, 2010

Long-dickstance

Fucking bitches, long-dick style, while keeping a safe distance

"Don't wanna catch no feelings. So i fucked her long-dickstance."

by Barry McCockinnerass November 13, 2019