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Dicksand

A type of spiraling addiction that occurs when you've discovered the best penis you've ever had in your life, and you gradually sacrifice all of your time to this irresistible penis and the human attached to it.
"Sarah, are you coming out tonight or are you caught in Michael's dicksand?".

"I'm sorry but I have slipped into the undeniably natural and magnetic pull of Michael's dicksand".
by tyrannosaurus-rekt July 8, 2016
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dicksand

Getting so caught up in a guy that you lose who you are.
She was with him for about eight years before she fell into his dicksand and forgot how awesome she really was.
by MistressDonnaoftheDark September 7, 2016
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dickstand

Dirk tried to roll over in bed and go back to sleep, but his dickstand got in the way.
by papadac June 30, 2007
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dicksandal

variation with a twist on the derogatory use of the words clownshoe or assclown and their ilk.

1. A stupid person; a dolt.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence.
4. An inarticulate and infantile conservative right wing political commentator (eg. Andrew Bolt, Miranda Devine, Gerald Henderson, Piers Akerman) (australian reference)
'Did you read the latest henderson opinion column in the Sydney Morning Herald?'
'Not a chance, i feel significantly dumber whenever i read anything that dicksandal inflicts upon the world'
by visxera July 30, 2007
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frank dickson

1 something that is sweet.
2. a kick ass mother fucker who will beat you if pissed off.
3.old ass golfer.
4. a general term for somebody.
5.large cigar smoking man.
by bobby shae September 3, 2008
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Dicksand

Dick sand, as in quick sand but with boys.

When a girl gets lost in whatever relationship she’s in and truly never figured out how to not only be single, but to be OKAY with being single.

From the movie How to be single.
Look Felicia fell into some dicksand again.
by Felicia please ;-) August 18, 2016
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dickshunnery

edjog is getting on a bit in years, thus finds considerable amusement in daft puns, like dickshunnery.
by edjog November 7, 2005
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