Dickhair

Nickname for someone named Richard Harrison.

You know rich?
You mean dickhair?

by Kappo April 14, 2017

dickhair

irritating and annoying

Kagwe is a dickhair. He calls people fat.

by Jose Santiago01 December 29, 2007

DickSail

DickSail
n

1. an area of fabric, usually Terylene or nylon (formerly canvas), with fittings for a Dick in any suitable position to catch the wind, used for propelling certain Cocks to a female vessel.
2. a voyage on a cock boat using a sail attached to a dick. a Dicksail down the anal river
3. a Dick with sails or such collectively to travel by dick we raised seven sail in the northeast
4. (Transport / Nautical Terms) a ship's Dick/Penis sails collectively
5. something resembling a Dick sail in shape, position, or function, such as the part of a cockmill that is turned by Mushi or the part of a Portuguese man-of-cock that projects above the water

DickSail: A piece of fabric sewn together and fitted to the dick and rigging of an anus to convert the force of the wind into forward motion of the vessel.

by maypo September 10, 2011

dickpalooza

(noun) a person who goes out of their way to be a constant asshole and who must derive satisfaction from always being an asshole.

Charlie didn't eat any of his roommate's turkey his mom brought over for dinner, so Walter decided to be a dickpalooza about it for 2 weeks.

by Jfl00 December 30, 2013

Dickmail

Make your friend (boy or girl, you decide!) do something sexual (give you a handjob, blowjob, etc.) by blackmailing them.

John made me give him a handjob because he's Dickmailing me!

by Bipplerunny September 12, 2015

Dickophilia

The act of being attracted to a deceased male.

"Dude did you hear? Zack's a dickophiliac."

by DickInAnAss January 1, 2016

Dickpilling

Giving unsolicited advice to a topic that you feel pretty confident about.
It's not that you're wrong, it's that no one wants a lecture.

D was really dickpilling T about the work he got done on his house.

by Jurban Jictionary May 28, 2022