fish dicking

Ignoring all personal responsibilities to play with your fish tank.

Honey, quit fish dicking around and take out the trash.

by MS111 December 17, 2016

Sneaky Dickens

A Sneaky Dickens attack is when someone gets up from from their seat at a bar or restaurant and leaves their coat temporarily unattended. The attacker quickly draws a penis on a napkin or scrap of paper and puts it in the unsuspecting victims coat pocket for them to find at a later time. Some more advanced attackers may even have penises drawn on many pieces of paper ahead of time so that they can carry out attacks more efficiently and with less risk of being caught since their "ammo" is pre-made.

"When I got home from the bar last night my coat pockets had a bunch of dick drawings in them. Someone gave me a Sneaky Dickens."

"Let's get Chad with a Sneaky Dickens when he goes to the bathroom."

by Jagmeat March 11, 2021

ick dickin

1. still "putting out" after a bad date
2. sleeping around with complete disregard for STDs/STIs

Roommate: So, how did your date go last night?
Girl: It was awful. My date was super obnoxious and kept hitting on other girls at the bar, yet I still decided to sleep with him.
Roommate: Oh girl, you were ick dickin!

by rbnights2020 January 2, 2020

Inter-dicking

An amalgamation of Internet Private-Dicking. Also known as cyber sleuthing, googling, or facebook creeping.

After getting the name of this really hot chick at the bar last night, I got home and did some inter-dicking and found some totally hot boobie pics of her.

by jory g April 3, 2011

a good dicking

That which all secretly want & need, a bloody good root.

- the specifics are in the name

Chap no 1: Dave, Jim just gave me a good dicking around the back of dads shed!

Dave: Aw mate what you tell me that for

Chap no 1: Then i gave 'im one back!

by huge ass Pupple June 7, 2016

dicking around

Wasting time, not being productive.

"Hurry up, we're going to be late. Stop dicking around and get ready."

by Ku-be-yaa October 30, 2003

Dickington Pie

The act of ramming a penis into a pie, usually filled with custard or cherry.

Person 1: did you see Nathan last night?
Person 2: yeah he just made a dickington pie in front of everyone

by chickendippersinmeass July 22, 2016