dignitude

noun: the quality that appears the possessor as dignity but appears to others as foolishness. Originated in a 2000 Saturday Night Live skit in which Al Gore and George W. Bush are playing Scrabble, and Bush attempts to add the word "dignitude." Gore challenges him to use it in a sentence, and Bush replies, "George W. Bush is a man of great dignitude."

George W. Bush is a man of great dignitude.

by atemperman April 20, 2003

Dishitude

The act of handing out attitude while talking or commenting about others. Usually given out by limp-wristed fudge packers.

Boy, Mikey Mike can sure give out the dishitude non-stop.

by ShiniGami666 May 23, 2008

Dicklitude

A person who has the grandiose ability of being a dick to everyone around them.

When I wake up everyday it is my denstiny to make the life of others in my presence far more miserable than my own by utilizing my proficient dicklitude abilities.

by Marc Dick Johnson December 16, 2008

Donkitude

Prominence of one's donk.

Damn! Jessica Biel's got some impressive donkitude.

by dudeitis March 9, 2011

dickitus

When a man has his "special moment to himself"; masturbation

Tommy was masturbating in this restroom. His dickitus lasted two hours.

by dubbz2801o3 November 22, 2015

Dickicide

Killing oneself due to lack of dick

"She doesn't get any dick at night so she takes her anger out out on me"
"Sge's dickpressed"
"She goes overboard. I swear she gone commit dickicide"

by Ace.of.Ansbach August 30, 2016

Dickture

When you send someone a picture of your dick

I sent a bitch a dickture last night.

by John0227 January 14, 2019