dicklace

when you have a dick so skinny it looks like a shoelace

Last night I was with Johnny and he pulled down his pants and said you should go down on me. I almost laughed so hard at his dicklace

by Johnnyfucksyou October 17, 2013

Dickface Joey

The epitome of Dickfacery. Stands at the top of the dickface hirarchy. No single person, nor group of people can surpass this person in dickfacery.

Oh looks Dickface Joey just kicked a box of puppies in front of a moving train.

by Thatoneguy Jones July 27, 2010

Disgracefuk

Used when something is EXTREMELY (or f***ing) Disgraceful

My Boss told me, despite all of my hard work, I was not getting a pay rise or bonus this year - "Thats Disgracefuk !!!"

by The Crazy Frog January 27, 2013

Dickface

An amazing word that describes a person (usually a man) who is being a loser or ignorant.

Justin is acting like a major Dickface

by August7997 May 22, 2016

dickgravy

remoistened sperm on cock

not wiping all of sperm before sleep, then getting up without showering and sweatin in the crotch resulting in dickgravy

by marshallmann October 18, 2006

dickfaceuggs

When your girl wants sex but she doesn't want to take off her uggs.

"Man we were about to have sex and obliterate each other but she went all dickfaceuggs on me"

by LoreMcmuffin November 16, 2014

Disgrace to Canada

ThatVeganTeacher

ThatVeganTeacher is a disgrace to Canada.

by Saitama 777 September 3, 2021