swinging dick fest

Any social gathering, party, or event that is occupied by mostly men looking to get laid.

"Jamie and I walked into the club last night and it was a total SWINGING DICK FEST".

by barbiegirl007 April 9, 2006

Dicknest

A dick nest is an area that a man creates before sitting down with pleated or none pleated pants simply by pulling both areas to the left and the right of sack area before sitting down. This helps the mans dick and balls have nice air-flow.

“Jeff, we are going to Easter at my parents house this year, please do not sit in that lazy boy with your dicknest out like you did last year”

“Yooo man those pants are the kind where you gotta make yourself a dicknest before sittin down or you’ll crush a ball”

by PaddyEvans May 31, 2018

dicky dicklesticks

a person who generally acts like a fucking dick or does something extremely retarded

Tom:(to Ben)" why is the whole school on lockdown"
Ben: Cause Dicky Dicklesticks over there thought it would be hilarious to set off firecrackers in the hall way

by HeartlessTheMonster December 21, 2013

dickfeatures

New Zealand: Common insult. Fairly self-explanatory

Look at dickfeatures over there. He thinks he's cool.

by william March 24, 2005

dickfisted

To be wronged in such a way that it can't be undone. Usually through trickery or petty abuse of authority.

After I moved into the house heard the loud neighbors, I knew I'd been dickfisted.

When the boss called me into his office about the missing report, I knew my supervisor had dickfisted me.

I decided not to fight the ticket knowing that if I went to court, I'd just get dickfisted anyway...

by Nuggets McGee August 10, 2006

Ickiest Dickiest Dankiest Spanky

Is a rare cancer found only in Madagascar. Named for its similarity to the Ickiest Dickiest Dankiest Lemur. Symptoms include eyeballs like saucers, ghetto booty, and enlarged thyroid glands.

Yo, you be readin' aboot dat foo wit da Ickiest Dickiest Dankiest Spanky?

by James Meservy June 26, 2007

dickest

The act of being the biggest dickhead.

They was the dickest people ever.

by Dickest September 1, 2016