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dickwad

The tissue (kleenex) used to catch and mop up the ejaculate after masturbating. The tissue is then wadded into a ball and disposed of.
by greybeard June 2, 2005
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Dickwad

"Ohh look at Gemma Marfleet over there, dribbling all over herself, what a dickwad!"
by GemmaMarfleetIsADickwad.org.uk November 6, 2013
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Abra Dickdabra

The act of pulling out ones penis, without proper forewarning.
On our first date, Jessica acted disinterested in sex until I pulled an Abra Dickdabra. Works like magic.
by The PR's March 1, 2011
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Dickdawg

Dickdawg is the gang slang equivalent for a male as to what a hoodrat gang slang is for a female. MEANING:An easy mark for a piece of ass. A known sexual player. Whether sleazy and high or high end they just like to have sex with a lot of people and are not picky in their preference.
1. I would have gone out with your friend but I heard he was a dickdawg. 2. If you want some action homie Anthony is the dickdawg all the hood rats go for and he loves to fuck. 3. I can't stand it when my boyfriend hangs out with his homies cuz their all a bunch of dickdawgs and the hood rats will fuck anybody. He says he doesn't but maybe he is just a big dick dawg digging all of those bitchez ditches too...
by MisguidedAngel June 23, 2011
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dickwadini

Someone who is less intelligent than the average kind of dickwad.
Shut up you worthless dickwadini. Tony is better than you, even if he's laughably stupid.
by Jack D. Russell March 24, 2007
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dickadoodle

the design a male's cum makes when ejaculated onto one's body.
"That's an awesome dickadoodle !!"
by angelchick December 12, 2006
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Dickade

(dick-aid)
a decade of male friendship
Holy shit I just realized we've known each other for a Dickade
by McFap Fap Fap November 18, 2011
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