The Church Of Diarmo

The Church Of Diarmo is the Sucsessor to the Catholic Church and all other religons are inferior.
The Head of this Church is The Trinity
(aka Pope Diarmo)
The Lord
The Pope
The Meme God
Be a good Diarmense and go to meme church.

P1: New orders from The Church Of Diarmo for a crusade.
P2: Lets take back the holy lands.

by Religous Soccer Mom October 26, 2019

Self Diagnosed ADHD

A dumb ass who took a buzzfeed test and it said they have ADHD, and now uses it for ever excuse in the world.

Me: Are you focused?
Them: OMG! I’m so sorry, It’s just my ADHD LOL!
Me: Do you actually have ADHD, like went to a doctor?
Them: No, I took a quiz and It said I have ADHD
Me: Jesus, you’re a dumb ass, That’s just Self Diagnosed ADHD.

by Mrsymphony September 14, 2020

Darnold Palmer

A drink named after New York Jets quarterback Sam Darnold. Contents:

2 parts iced tea
2 parts lemonade
1 part gin
1 part Nyquil

Today I either want to feel really good, or really bad. Pass me a Darnold Palmer!

by parmsisreal September 18, 2018

diagnosiphilia

The obsession with needing a diagnosis for any problem that occurs in one’s life. Often results in a self-diagnosis.

“Mom, my foot’s been aching after my 5k walk, I think I need to get it checked out.”
“You just went to the doctor’s last week for a sore throat, maybe this time he’ll say it’s diagnosiphilia.”

by shaxingg January 6, 2021

soft diagnosis

A sensible diagnosis that has not yet been confirmed through comprehensive testing.

My cat has a soft diagnosis of cancer but I can’t afford all the tests to see for sure.

by bashasrus666 June 6, 2018

Diaroopy

When you are taking a shit and it first comes out normal, but half way through it explodes and turns into diareah

Dude i just destroyed that toilet with my diaroopy.

by ppman April 23, 2010

diagnosis whore

Someone who collects mental diagnoses to gain sympathy.

Sarah: Melissa says she has bipolar disorder, dissociative disorder, and generalized anxiety disorder.

Heather: Melissa is such a diagnosis whore!

by JasmineSarahHeather December 30, 2008