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dairnoob 

The uberly awesome word made by Blastoise and Horus on the game of Everquest 2. The word is pretty awesome and it pisses alot of people off, so use it whenever you can even if you don't know the definition.

The origin of the word is that two awesome gamers make new characters on Everquest 2, Everfrost server, just to screw around and stuff. And they run around owning everything up and seriously kicking ass. And they see this guy named Dair, and they run up to him and yell, "HEY DAIR?! YOU'RE A NOOB!!" After ten minutes of laughing on the phone, the words dair and noob became as one, just like the spirit and the mind during kung fu. Anyways...

The definition of this godly word is no more than noob, multiplied by infinity. If somebody is called this word, it means they are the most noob person on the planet, and therefore suck ass. Use the world people, it needs to get popular, it's pretty awesome. Use it on RPGs, FPSs, RTSs, and on AIM. It's hilarious. Don't get let people know the definition until they give in and admit that they're a dairnoob, even though they don't know what it is! It's awesome!

That's the definition dairnoobs, wait for the examples.
Wow, that dairnoob Paladin just lost to a level 58 Warrior, and he has full tier 1.

HAHA! That dairnoob just aggroed Vox.

Loot the damn shinies you dairnoobs.

You just bombed the raid you dairnoob, GTFO.

Kills the suns you freaking dairnoobs.

LMAO, that dairnoob just flameshocked Vael.

LOL, that dairnoob guild just wiped on Luci.

Wow, don't chase after runners you dairnoob.

You're a freaking dairnoob, you don't know what the AH is.

Natalie and Sida are both dairnoobs.

Runescape is for dairnoobs.
dairnoob by W i E g S o T r N June 11, 2006
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Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026