dairnoob 

The uberly awesome word made by Blastoise and Horus on the game of Everquest 2. The word is pretty awesome and it pisses alot of people off, so use it whenever you can even if you don't know the definition.

The origin of the word is that two awesome gamers make new characters on Everquest 2, Everfrost server, just to screw around and stuff. And they run around owning everything up and seriously kicking ass. And they see this guy named Dair, and they run up to him and yell, "HEY DAIR?! YOU'RE A NOOB!!" After ten minutes of laughing on the phone, the words dair and noob became as one, just like the spirit and the mind during kung fu. Anyways...

The definition of this godly word is no more than noob, multiplied by infinity. If somebody is called this word, it means they are the most noob person on the planet, and therefore suck ass. Use the world people, it needs to get popular, it's pretty awesome. Use it on RPGs, FPSs, RTSs, and on AIM. It's hilarious. Don't get let people know the definition until they give in and admit that they're a dairnoob, even though they don't know what it is! It's awesome!

That's the definition dairnoobs, wait for the examples.

Wow, that dairnoob Paladin just lost to a level 58 Warrior, and he has full tier 1.

HAHA! That dairnoob just aggroed Vox.

Loot the damn shinies you dairnoobs.

You just bombed the raid you dairnoob, GTFO.

Kills the suns you freaking dairnoobs.

LMAO, that dairnoob just flameshocked Vael.

LOL, that dairnoob guild just wiped on Luci.

Wow, don't chase after runners you dairnoob.

You're a freaking dairnoob, you don't know what the AH is.

Natalie and Sida are both dairnoobs.

Runescape is for dairnoobs.

dairnoob by W i E g S o T r N June 11, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012