what the dingus?

what the fuck!? except an exclamation to something so out of the ordinary, it requires the word dingus. though not related, See dingus

dude, u know when you scratch your nuts and that yellow fungus gets under your fingernails??

WHAT THE DINGUS!!??? nooooooooo!!

by KDIZZO March 23, 2005

Dringus

Someone that looks extremely stupid. their face is simply - Durrrrrr...

Ey did u check out that guy on the tube the other day???HE looked like a fucking Dringus

by StraightupLibertad January 27, 2010

dingus berry

A dingus berry is very similar to a dingleberry, but on the front. In other words, its a dried up globule of semen hanging from a pubic hair which dangles somewhat resembling a berry.

Ohh shit i had a wank last night but was too tired too clean up now i got a load of dingus berry's to deal with.

by Sodhapop October 9, 2007

dinguss

A Penis.

Brody, if you shake your dinguss more than twice after peeing, your playing with it.

by Jody Ogilvie August 31, 2003

dingus malingus

if a dingus is a person of minimal intelligence, a dingus malingus is one further; even dumber than a dingus. to properly use the phrase, one must say dingus, pause for effect, and add the malingus.

you think 'family guy' is better than 'the simpsons'?! you is a dingus malingus

by harry shoulderman December 19, 2005

dingusaurus

The ultimate dingus. Anyone committing any form of dingus-related activity may pay homage to the great Dingusaurus - a fundamental constant of the universe from the beginning of time itself;
The essence of The Dingus.

Example #1:

Just look at him. What a dingusaurus.

Example #2:

Human A: Lets eat a durian fruit bruh.
Human B: Nah that's some dingusaurus shit.

by TheDarkWizard April 14, 2016

Dingus Walk

The long and annoying walk from the nearest bus stop to ones home.

"I'm saving my last cigarette for that friggen dingus walk"

"oh man, I'm not looking forward to the dingus walk, I'm dead tried."

by Maddie McGregor January 20, 2008