Deterling

1- A person with an exceptionaly hairy ass crack that cannot be contained by conventional pants, belts or suspenders. 2- also can be used to describe said crack.

Is that guy wearing a sweater under his T-shirt?... nope sorry, that's just his deterling

by Definitly not Woj October 28, 2010

dexting

sending text messages while drunk

She had so much to drink last night she had to check her cell this morning to see who fell prey to her dexting.

by Zenobia Valentine March 18, 2009

deetering

The act (or lack thereof) of being lazy.

The newspaper almost didn't make it to press because the staff was so intent on deetering instead of working.

by Malcom XXX May 13, 2005

deering wheel

the wheel used to drive a unicorn, deer, or any other small cute or mythical creature

not to be confused with "steering wheel" which is used to steer more unattractive and non-magical creatures such as steers, horses, or your ex boyfriend

did you get a new deering wheel for your magical pony?

it is so much easier to reach lollipop fields on your pony when you have a deering wheel to lead it to sugary pastures

by magicalunicornsexistfool August 30, 2011

Dexterising

Like moisturising except watching Dexter.

Skin feeling a bit dry? Try Dexterising! You'll forget about those dry patches in no time!

by curvy_banana September 3, 2013

nextering

The act of a man rubbing his feces on a woman's breasts while having sex and eating clams.

"Nah man, I'm gonna go and have some nice nextering sex with Sharkisha."

by OrangePotatoes August 30, 2014

denvering it up

the act of taking acid (as much as possible) while hating on the government.

Bob: finna bool while denvering it up wit da homies cuhh fuck the government
Joe: bet cuhh lemme get some dat acid g

by fuck12ofn April 7, 2019