dessert bowl

the small amount of tobacco, weed, or anything else one may choose to smoke that is left over to be rediscovered at a later hour and smoked as a 'dessert'

Im going to leave a little for later so we can smoke a dessert bowl before I leave.

by Mr. Nater May 11, 2011

Warm Dessert

When a woman urinates on a man’s erect penis while he is sitting on the toilet.

Last night my girlfriend gave me a great Warm Dessert.

by Wicked Pisser September 2, 2018

Dessert First

Licking a girls ass or pussy before fucking her

With an ass like that, I am having dessert first.

by StepbrotherND October 17, 2016

queen's dessert

semen that is swallowed after milking the prostate of a transvestite

John couldn't wait to get home and eat Caitlin's queen's dessert.

by PoonieLuv October 30, 2015

Dessert Pickle

definition A: "when you want something to finish off your meal, but not something sweet, how about a salty, delicious and crunchy dessert pickle?"

Definition B: "a fucking cock, duh."

I asked her if she wanted to grab something sweet after dinner, and she said no, so we went back to her place and I gave her my dessert pickle.

by Beesonmyknees December 4, 2015

Queens Dessert

The act of milking a prostate.

The untidy act resulted in an unfortunate coating of queens dessert on his rubber glove.

by Smaknally October 30, 2015

Dessert Selectivity

Noun: The culinary problem of having unlimited wants and needs for after dinner sweets but only a finite number of choices.

Don't get mad at me for eating the last piece of homemade apple pie, you had plenty of time to eat it but instead you used poor dessert selectivity and chose to eat a handful of tootsie rolls.

by JEB_EDC January 10, 2014