desperados alarm clock

An event occurring at approximately zero four hundred hours when the person sleeping is awakened by the putrid smell of chicken wing flatulence.

Help me, I can’t breathe. At least open the fucking window if you are going to set off a Desperados Alarm Clock.

by Garydog November 18, 2021

Desperado Horse Ranch

Ridingstable owned bey a christian Family between Göcek and Fethiye

Desperado Horse Ranch offers Ridingholidays,Lessons,Daytrips,Trekking and more for the whole Family

by teasingsusi October 27, 2008

Desperados

A alcoholic beverage that tastes like beer and tequila.
It has 5.9% alc.

Desperados is very tasty.

by Desperados Inc. June 7, 2020

Desperado

When an unattractive female constantly demeans herself because she is beyond desperate for attention. AKA Amanda L

Don't be a desperado like Amanda L

by PandaJer August 6, 2020

Desperado

It and people who hide in the bushes just so be relevant!

Desperado: Sitting in a car with lights off and on. Hiding in the bushes. Staying connected through their cell so they know when we are about to leave. Concern how many times a day we go to the bathroom.

by Whatever you say means fuckall September 17, 2020

Desperados

The beer that goes well with every occasion, whether you’re having an epic beach party or a spontaneous drink with friends.

If you’re up for the unexpected, you’re up for Desperados.

by Beertime November 22, 2021

Desperados

Desperados are very neardy looking boys that wear white shirts and have a bent neck and often wear glasses

Ooh god look at those desperados

by Kanjor November 21, 2021