disassociated damage

What happens when your inner trauma is buried so deep that it could potentially reincarnate before you do.

I thought we were having a normal conversation. Suddenly I tripped right over they disassociated damage. Totally changed everything.

by Reversebatmam December 11, 2021

unscheduled rapid disassembly

Unplanned Explosion.

Just after take off the rocket made an unscheduled rapid disassembly.

by mlhiss April 20, 2023

deassdrant can

1. A parody of the word "deodrant can".
The action in which someone jumps upon another person's back causing feaces (shit) to spray or gush out of the victim's rectum.
2. A very badly smelling brand of deodrant.

1.That was definetly the best idea we ever had of me jumping off the bunkbed onto your back causing you to do a deassdrant can all over the carpet.
2.Man, you stink, what you been using, deassdrant can.

by raymond brown December 15, 2006

disasstraction

dis-ass-traction

n. - A hottie who causes you or your friend to temporarily lose the ability to notice anything else (to the point of complete distraction).

Literally a compund word from distraction and ass.

See also: disasstracted

There were way too many disasstractions in my physics lab for me to learn anything.

by K_Dogg March 22, 2007

Degassed

Degassed (D.G.A.S.'d) is an acronym for "Don't Give a Shit". It refers to a state of being where you stop caring about your problems, usually via drugs or alcohol.

This has been the longest day ever - I can't wait to get off and get degassed.

by djfatben March 1, 2009

disassemble scaffolding

When something annoys you, it disassembles your scaffolding. If your scaffolding has been disassembled, it can mean you're in a bad mood.

Do you know what really disassembles my scaffolding? Pigeons. They disassemble scaffolding for a lot of people, I know, but they truly disassemble mine. Fucking pigeons!

by This_Is_Not_A_Name August 9, 2012

desausagefied

Fixing a male dominated social gathering to a better ratio of males/females.

There were dicks everywhere until my bitches and I showed up and totally desausagefied that shit.

by Nathan Ray November 1, 2013