deckington

Having something "on deck" is when you describe that you have 1 or more of these items in your physical possession all the time

Do you guys have fidgets?
O yea man we got them on Deckington check out the selection

by Deckington July 4, 2017

Top-decking

A house guest who defecates in one's host cistern, rather than, more conventionally, in the toilet, for comic effect.

Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top-decking after the main course”.

by bromp May 15, 2008

Derkin

A special hot sauce made in Bubbas restaurant in Jackson hole Wyoming.

Customer-"can I have that special hot sauce you guys make?"
Waiter-"Oh, you mean our derkin? Sure thing!"

by Auznal December 22, 2018

Hardcore Derping

The act of being a complete and total fool, jackass, or moron. Doing acts that are not considered proper in public, or even in private. Only the dumbest of people can achieve the level of hardcore derping. A prime example would be when Simon Cowell completely degrades a great singer, that is hardcore derping.

Bob walks in. "Man you were Hardcore Derping it at the party tonight". John throws beer can at Bob. "Derp."

by RedXTheUltimate May 16, 2011

desking

Performance of the sexual act on a desk, generally in a corporate office environment. Possibly an attempt by a junior member of staff to enhance career prospects. Often results from a mid-life crisis on the part of more senior management. Note - likely to end in career termination if caught.

Jim : That Elena in the office over there looks a dirty little minx.

Dan : Yeah .... she needs a good desking.

by KnifeVictim January 31, 2009

durking

to go on a night out attempting to get with girls but end up creeping them out a little bit

'i fell into the trap of durking last night'

other abbreviations include 'such a durkin', or 'what a durk'

by achilles_heel February 27, 2013

Derping

To be scared and coughing at the same time

Wow, I was derping so hard when I watched that horror movie last night

by PixelatedKiwi December 3, 2020