derk

Shortened form of Derek when you lack the ablility to type correctly.

Derk is an utterly awesome dude.

by warped columbia February 25, 2004

derk

someone who goes on urbandictionary everyday to look at the word of the day

John is such a derk. He goes on urbandictionary everyday just to look at the word of the day, he should at least press random a couple times to see whats doin'.

by johanas schmidt January 17, 2009

derk

A person who is a mix between a dick and a jerk

That guy is such a derk!

by Craig A September 26, 2005

Derk

A combination of a dick and a jerk.

Jerks typically lure drunk girls back to their rooms and have not-so-consensual sex. They pester, prey on and force vulnerable girls into sex at any cost.

They think that their really interesting, attractive and charming guys. In reality, their boring, desperate, unfunny assholes.

Don't be such a rapey dick to that girl, Abi. You're such a DERK, Stu!

by Rdz July 20, 2014

Derk

Getting drunk.
"Mad Derk" very drunk
"Naked Derk" so drunk you get naked

Dude that chick is naked Derk her boobs are huge

by Outlaw43 August 7, 2011

Derk

1. A slang term Used in the place of penis.
2. An inside joke between the closest of friends

"I love derk!" or "that guy has a huge derk!"

by NickGibsonBitch September 5, 2008

Derk

A freakshow idiot who is a huge Nerd who sits on the computer all day

"Derk, you are such a nerd!"
"Get a life, Derk"

by Joe April 7, 2004