Denver Dick Destroyer

The Denver dick destroyer is an advanced level sex position that will sure have your dick destroyed after. This wild and crazy sex position requires minimum 4 years of experience, lots of lube, fuzzy hand cuffs, a box of staples, and one freaky hoe. You put your dick in between your legs, have your female partner give you a blow job with her nose in your asshole then proceeds from eating your ass to sucking your dick till you bust a nut. Proceed to grab fuzzy handcuffs and the lube; lock her with something with a strong base, you will be clappin cheeks vigorously. Whilst clapping those cheeks the female flexes her pelvic muscle and hard as she can until the point where there is bruising on your peepee. After you're finished and she is still locked up you then grab the lube (Use Lots!) and then stick it in the bum hole whilst she is still flexing her pelvic muscles. After a couple rounds of that your dick should be feeling a bit hurt and numb, but you're not done yet! If your hoe has braces this is an added benefit as she will then proceed to suck your dick with full teeth. After you get a couple scratches you're ready for the grand finale. You grab the box of staples open them up and break them apart and put them in her vagina. FUCK HER. This last part requires you to NOT wear a condom; it will protect you from the staples and you won't get the full experience. After all of this your dick should thoroughly be destroyed!

Guy 1: man this party is boring, does anyone want to play Jenga?
Guy 2: Hell no! That game sucks how about we go grab the fuzzy handcuffs and box of staples and have our selvs a denver dick destroyer kinda p

by GINGERJUULFUCKER January 11, 2020

little denver

Emery Robbins dog.

Emery: Ryder say little Denver

Ryder: Little Denver

by Ryan Sedey February 27, 2019

Denver Dip

A medical home remedy for itchy testicles. A hole is dug in the snow large enough for the scrotum to comfortably fit in. A woman then urinates in the hole for the testicles to be dipped in for temporary relief. Relief is provided by a combination of the numbing cold of the snow and warmth of the urine. The woman should perform oral sex on the patient for at least 5 minutes while the scrotum soaks in the urine as to take the patient's mind off the cold numbing from the snow on his ass.

Damn, we're snowed in and my ball satchel is itching bad! Rebecca, could you give me Denver Dip until we can get to the store for some cream.

by Tanner Schmidt January 10, 2009

Denver boot

Colloquial term for a wheel clamp. Denver was the first place they were used.

My car has four wheels each complete with its own Denver boot. I'm not going anywhere!

by sevenhn January 20, 2006

Dirty Denver

When you fist a woman’s vagina up to your elbow for that “mile high” feeling.

Gave the wife the dirty denver and tickled her tonsils.

by Denver13 July 13, 2019

denver broncos

The best and most 1337 team in NFL football...also liked by me since i started watchiin football

My denver broncos are gonna beat the crap outta all u other crappy teams

by Broncosfan03 October 8, 2003

Denver Broncos

Established in 1960 in the old AFL, the Broncos started off their existance as a poor franchise. They did not gain their first playoff berth until 1977, a year in which they had a miraculous run to the Super Bowl, a game that they lost handily. Since that time, the Broncos have been a very competitive franchise. They followed up their first playoff berth with 2 more, and then turned the corner after drafting quarterback John Elway in 1983. In Elway's career, which lasted until 1998, the team achieved 10 playoff berths. In the 1980s, the Broncos were known for their dominance of the Browns and their poor performance in Super Bowls. In 1986, 1987, and 1989, they beat Cleveland for the AFC title, including a famous sequence of events known as The Drive during the first run. In all 3 of their '80s Super Bowl apperances, Denver was crushed by their opponents. In the 1990s, under coach Mike Shanahan, the Broncos developed a hard nosed team and in 1997, made it to the Super Bowl for a 5th time. This time, they were finally victorious, winning a close one in Super Bowl XXXII. They followed it up with another title in Super Bowl XXXIII, with Elway having a dominant performance. Currently, the Broncos have been solid, although unspectacular, with 3 straight playoff berths.

"And John Elway had finally pulled it off! The Denver Broncos have won the Super Bowl, briging a title home to the rabid fans in Denver."

by Sports Info July 5, 2006