Baker's Delight

When two men twist their limp dick together, resulting in something that resembles a french braid.

My friend offered me the baker's delight. Unknowing of what it was, I accepted the friendly gesture.

A piss-drunk sex move for gay men.

by DrowningInMagots April 18, 2008

Berried Delight

A piece of bakery, usually associated with a motivated man.

Guy 1: "Hey, want to get a bury the lig- I mean bury the lig- I mean bury the ligh- I mean berried delight?

Guy 2: "No, I hate you."

by ChaosClaw January 11, 2023

dupers delight

After an individual has deceived someone and he cannot control the joy on his face.

After the politician tricked people into voting for him he could not hide his dupers delight in his acceptance speech.

by John Merr October 13, 2014

mudpie delight

Verb: The act of shitting into your hand, and then using the shit to masterbate with. Mudpie delights are a great way to get infections in your penis.

Matt:"I wonder what that creepy kid in our algebra class does when he goes home?"
Chris:"Idk he prob goes home and beats his dick with his shit."
Matt:"Oh like a mudpie delight?"
Chris:"Dude who the hell comes up with names for that stuff...."

Charlie gave himself a mudpie delight before his girlfriend gave him head, cuz she's a cheating slut.

by Zack Belk December 9, 2008

Drizzling Delight

Just finishing up from a blow job the male squeezes the remaining seamen from his penis into the girls mouth.

She said that last bit of seamen was quite zesty, then an enormous smile grew on my face. I then sneakingly turned to my night stand and checked off Drizzling Delight, it was right next to Alligator Fuckhouse.

by E-bag April 19, 2009

glazed delights

n: Any fried cake or doughnut with a confectionary-style glazing enveloping it. Term used by upstanding gentlemen harkening to the turn of the 20th century. May often be dangerously sweet to the point of hyperactivity ensuing.

a:sexual congress with a sweaty person; or, sexual deeds resulting in generally sticky and sweet oozings hardening to a candy shell.

n: Examples include an apple fritter eaten by Pops on Regular Show which "Tasted like magic"

a: "I'm not one to share sordid details. However, let's say we were sharing our glazed delights til dawn.'

by paul z ated January 26, 2014

woodman's delight

a girl who is flat as a board easy to nail!

That girl over there is a woodman's delight.

by Alex Auch December 16, 2008