ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?

This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"

The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"

Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*

by Minecraft Muffin November 3, 2020

26 december

If you were born on December 26, you are one of the most BEAUTIFUL people in the world, you deserve ALL the LOVE, you are hard-working and intelligent. KISS OF THREE. You are talented, you are unique and many people love you.

A: When is your birthday?
B: 26 December.
A: OMG b*tch, I already love you.

by NaoVen October 15, 2020

December 3rd

December 3rd: national give your heather or crush your sweater🤗

December 3rd

I still remember 3rd of December me in your sweater you said it looked better on me than it did you.

by Bitch who wants to be heather😒 December 1, 2020

December 16

No one goes to school day. Everyone December 16 is the day we all ditch school.

Teacher: Why is nobody here?!!
Tree: Because it’s December 16!

by sungsinger2146 October 27, 2019

Christ (Deemed to be) University

The act of torturing someone to an extent that they are more afraid of you than death

Bro, Hitler pulled such a Christ (Deemed to be) University on Jewish people.

by Koolkoolaid March 28, 2020

December 23

National sleep day. It tis' a day where you may sleep however long you want and if someone wakes you, you have permission to smack them on the mouth and continue sleeping. Have fun you lazy scallywags!

Person 1: *sleeping peacefully*
Person 2: WAKE UP WE HAVE TO GOOOO!
Person 1: It's December 23rd, leave me alone, or I'll SMACK YOU
Person 2: Oh right, goodnight then

by Notice_potatoes December 21, 2019

28th December

A person who is born on the 28th of December are true & loyal friends, they always put others before themselves and sometimes it brings them down but eventually they get there

“That persons born on 28th December they must be a good person!”

by Annon20111 November 2, 2019