Delayering

This describes corporate managers being fired. It's the latest manifestation of rightsizing and downsizing.

it does not have to do with:
-cake layers
-delay of game
-plastic surgery

did you hear about enron? everyone knows that they have been delayering...

by g-diggity November 6, 2006

Delayed Suckification

Similar to delayed gratification; only one is putting something off because he knows it will truly suck.

Janie delayed suckification by putting off talking to her boss until Monday because it's a whole weekend away.

by J Crisler September 25, 2009

Delayed catfish

You swipe right. This person looks pretty appealing. You eventually agree to meet in person and to your tickling delight, this person looks exactly how they did online! The conversation is engaging and she even enjoys star wars, hiking and gaming conventions!

2 months later when you've confessed your undying love, she stops exercising and starts demolishing a party sized packet of chips by herself while watching reality television.

She's comfortable.

She's established a nest.

She's showing her true colours.

She delayed catfished you.

"Mate everything was going well until a few months into the relationship. She's not into hiking at all and has really let herself go. I think this is who she really is!"

"Yeah bro, sounds like you got delayed catfished."

by Bombastic Steel January 17, 2023

the delayed comeback

your Reply to someones insult directed towards you that took weeks for you to come up with using OLD information that nobody gives a shit about but your pathetic self. thinking your weak comeback was effective because it took alot of effort, time and words to show how determined and bothered you were was pretty entertaining.

Nice delayed come back essay. You were holding that in all this time? didn't that happen months ago? and you remembered it all this time even though it's been gone for a few weeks now and you're just now bringing it up? The delayed comeback is a sign of mental illness problems you should go get checked out.

by IMgladURmad patheticleez bro August 5, 2010

delayed reaction

When someone makes a reaction that is delayed. Obviously. This happens by means of mental illness or just stupidity.

Dude1: Haha, you suck.
Dude2: (*smacks Dude1*)

((two minutes later))

Dude1: ...hey that hurt!

by Chelsie Strode November 11, 2004

delacerna

the act of lying to everyone on a daily basis about your personal life, to impress other people of how great you are.

1.Damn he is alwaying talking bout his girlfriend he doesnt even have any pictures of her, he is such a delacerna

2.Yo mang where you at, ugh i thought you would come through, but you pulled a delacerna.

by ALOHA BITCH April 20, 2007

delayed shatification

The ability to delay the gratification of taking a s&*t until you can get home and use your own toilet.

George Costanza understood the benefits of delayed shatification.

by Ae5Ea8 October 30, 2016