carlos mencia definer number 24

Carlos Mencia definer number 24 is an asshole!

carlos mencia definer Number 24: "I'm an asshole who jacks off to Carlos Mencia."

by John Hyler January 15, 2008

defile

To systematically dry fuck someone in the ass region until nuttin in ur underwear.

I defiled that bitch until i nutted myself.

Fuck that i dont wanna be defiled by fred.

ur fuckin dog is defiling my led homes!

by joe May 13, 2004

Defile

1. To attck with force and power. 2. To completely obliterate, rather grotesquely. 3. To maim beyond reason.

Aww man, that guy was defiled. He doesnt have a recognizable body part anywhere after that attack.

by Paco September 18, 2003

defile

The dry hump something or someone for the purpose of taking a funny picture.

The bartender went to the washroom so I dropped my pants and defiled the guinness tap, check out the pic!

by Defiling Dave August 31, 2006

nostril defilement

When a man unexpectedly mounts another person's face and jams their penis into that person's nostril. After this is acheived the man urinates into the persons nostril until they are completely relieved whereupon the man exclaims "You have been defiled!!". Commonly used to describe situations of great pwnage and of great surprise.

Aaron: "Dude I can't believe he gave us that test."

Wes: "Yeah I know. I can still feel my nose burning from that nostril defilement back there."

by Dlarej December 10, 2008

The Definer

A guy who owns you.

The Definer OWNS you.

by The Definer March 29, 2004

Urban Dictionary Word Definer

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by I'mAboveYou July 1, 2009