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nostril defilement 

When a man unexpectedly mounts another person's face and jams their penis into that person's nostril. After this is acheived the man urinates into the persons nostril until they are completely relieved whereupon the man exclaims "You have been defiled!!". Commonly used to describe situations of great pwnage and of great surprise.
Aaron: "Dude I can't believe he gave us that test."

Wes: "Yeah I know. I can still feel my nose burning from that nostril defilement back there."
nostril defilement by Dlarej December 10, 2008

Ear Defilement 

The act of committing of forced abstinence.
Sarah got a nasty case of {Ear Defilement} by John last night.
Ear Defilement by BallsMcBig June 14, 2016

desirement 

An implied requirement, that is not specifically required.
It is a desirement to takeoff in under 2000 feet.
desirement by Ty June 3, 2004

deplement 

1. statement of criticism: something said to express criticism or disapproval.

2. gesture of disrespect or dishonor: something done to show disrespect or dishonor.

antonymns: compliment
My deplements to the chef, this food is awful!

That person just paid you a huge deplement. Are you going to take that?
deplement by omatase January 13, 2007

defimentally 

An affirmative word that goes one step beyond "definitely." Denotes that they will definitely make a mental effort towards the idea or action they have affirmed, with a humorous, uplifting tone.
Person #1: Are you gonna be at the concert tonight?
Person #2: DEFIMENTALLY!!!
defimentally by WordSmith2490 December 7, 2009

Devilment 

Something that is of, an un-godly origin.
Don’t bring that devilment up in my house.
Devilment by Boss man cheese burger February 6, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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