decorate the mahogany

It's your turn to buy a round of drinks.

Hey buddy is it not time for you to decorate the mahogany?

by Carmele August 31, 2010

decorate

to masturbate on, but specifically, to a place.

I decorated my room last night.

by James May 13, 2005

Desolater

Someone who inflicts or creates desolation upon someone or something.

By: Taylor Marsh

The land has been desolated by the Desolater.

The desolation was caused by a desolater.

by Desolater October 14, 2008

Decorated

modern "antiquing", when one throws water at another followed by confectioner sugar.

you just got decorated bitch

by Jocelyn Portney March 26, 2008

Decorated Like a Davis

Having a moustache of epic proportions

Steve you are "Decorated Like a Davis "

by VVS Laxman October 13, 2008

Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.

"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"

by Redwings15 March 21, 2016

Decorated my situation

When someone has gotten laid

We went back to my place, and she totally decorated my situation!

by Jenasis September 22, 2017