by Ben Hawks December 14, 2008
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A bar....
girl: hi, you must be dave, am soooooo pleased to meet you dave, fancy that fuck we chatted about.
dave: who are you?
girl: oh yeah, like you dont know im hot babe 71...Sandra!
dave: oh no, another fucking apphrodite deceiver...
girl: so, your place or mine then for some bareback buggery?
dave: you gotta be kidding. i'd rather bareback a dead frog.
girl: WHAT!
girl: hi, you must be dave, am soooooo pleased to meet you dave, fancy that fuck we chatted about.
dave: who are you?
girl: oh yeah, like you dont know im hot babe 71...Sandra!
dave: oh no, another fucking apphrodite deceiver...
girl: so, your place or mine then for some bareback buggery?
dave: you gotta be kidding. i'd rather bareback a dead frog.
girl: WHAT!
by will6691 June 27, 2014
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The Great Deceiver is the true god and everyone else’s religion is based on what different people thing it is. It is truly up to you as to what it is.
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A blonde haired woman that looks young and attractive but, upon closer inpsection, is actually terribly ugly.
Derived from Golden Retriever Dog
A blonde haired woman that looks young and attractive but, upon closer inpsection, is actually terribly ugly.
Derived from Golden Retriever Dog
As you walking along a street, you spot an attractive blonde from behind. When you see her face you realise she is old or ugly or both. You realise you have been decieved by a Golden Deciever!
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"Dude remember how my girlfriend wanted to have kids?"
"Yeah"
"Well instead of jizzing in her pussy i shoved my cock up her ass"
"You mean you gave her a Dirty Deciever? High Five!"
"Yeah"
"Well instead of jizzing in her pussy i shoved my cock up her ass"
"You mean you gave her a Dirty Deciever? High Five!"
by The Dirty Deciever October 31, 2009
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“She’s so deceivious---her husband and her boyfriend are both at this party, and neither has a clue about the other!”
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