Anal Decapitation

The act of shoving your entire head up another person's ass and having them clench till the bloodflow is cut off to your head

Bro 1: Bro my gfs kinda pissed at me cause I asked if we could do Anal Decapitation

Bro 2: Why would you even ask that

by Johnny-k17 November 3, 2019

make like decapitation

Funnier than make like a tree and leaf!

Sorry guys I have to make like decapitation and head off!

by Mischief! October 10, 2006

phallic decapitation

Chopping someone's head off with your dick

OMG! I just witnessed some dude performing a phallic decapitation

by Matt Dasher October 11, 2007

decapistrate

A mix of the word decapitate and castrate. It means to have just the head of the penis chopped or cut off.

Take him away and decapistrate him at once

by Kyle Jones May 6, 2003

Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny

An Imaginary figure who people use to name things in the common world. Such as, when someone says something like when people say Jo Blo, just saying whatever name comes to mind.

Oh the was some Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny at the bar yesterday licking cigarette butts off the floor.

by Saiyan_toilet July 9, 2003

Decapitating the german

Masturbation.

- Jim, what are you doing?!
- Nothing, just decapitating the german.

by kubik23_23 February 11, 2018

Chong Decapitation

After Smoking Cannabis , The Face Sinks Lower , Until The Chin Meets The 1st Rib , Truely Stoned

Ay He Don't Need Another Cap On My Chong , He's Got Chong Decapitation Goin On !

by The V ONE 2nd To None March 4, 2019