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Dirty Chainsaw

When a novice anal bead user pulls the string of beads out too quickly as if he were trying to start a chainsaw, thus causing the women to poop on his chest.
Eddie: how did your date go with Juanita?

Alex: I didn't know how to use the anal beads and I pulled a dirty chainsaw.
by Puff Jr. and Pickels October 2, 2008
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Chainsaw

I know I guy who chops up wood with his chainsaw. Idiot.
by Phantom Definition Writer October 29, 2005
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Chainsaw

A suitable replacement for the word "fuck." Used by Jon Lajoie in his song "Fuck everything."
I don't give a chainsaw about anything, chainsaw everything, WHAT
by smreidy July 29, 2011
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Chainsaw Cock

A huge penis used during sex in a high speed, rough, back and forth motion, that resembles a chainsaw.

verb: To Chainsaw
Jenn: how was it last night?

Allison: It was amazing - he had a chainsaw cock. My pussy feels like it went through a meat processing factory.
by LVWP April 20, 2010
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vaginal chainsaw massacre

The act of wrapping ones penis in aluminum foil and then having rough intercourse
John wrapped his tool in foil and then stuck it in Sally
by G·r·a·h·a·m June 13, 2005
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chainsaw orgy

A situation found in the popular games Gears of War and Gears of War 2 in which 3 or more players are brutally cut to pieces by enemy chainsaws in quick succession or by multiple people. Usually this occurs when a player chainsaws an enemy player that is in the process of chainsawing one of his teammates, quickly escalating into a chainsaw orgy.
The fight over the meatflag resulted in a complete chainsaw orgy.
by stoutken m December 20, 2008
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chainsaw noob

An expression used on gears of war by pissed of gamer to describe a guy that is skilled enough to maneuver their shots and get close enough to chainsaw them.
noob who keeps getting chainsawed: waaahh! chainsaw noob keeps killing me!! Stop it or I'll give you a bad report!

The so called chainsaw noob: ermm.. First, you can't report me for killing you. Second I'll stop when you manage to kill me
by safeway XD May 29, 2007
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