bobby dazzler

phrase invented by david dickinson to describe anything worth describing. can give fame to anything once said... an antique, a checkers player, a KFC meal, a sock. no-one knows who the real man bobby dazzler is, possibly he is jesus or the triple d in cognito.

"wow that kfc popcorn chicken was a bobby dazzler, let me tell you!"
"yep, it'd make the duke proud!"

by failure33object April 23, 2005

Bobby dazzler

One of the famous shoe making Dassler brothers. Bobby moved from Germany to Lancashire where his name became synonymous with quality footwear.

Thems a reet pair of Bobby Dazzlers.

by Jonny Bastard September 1, 2019

Dago dazzler

Something or someone that sparkles to impress

You sure are a dago dazzler with that outfit!

by Discussion group groupie April 13, 2012

whoopie dazzler

basically the word nana would use to describe papas junk in a mixed or maturity challenged room.

after pa tried a viagra the whoopie dazzler was at full mast i tried giving him a old fashioned but i had to tap out

by jonnyrincon April 14, 2016

Whoopie Dazzler

the word nana would use when talkin about papa's junk in front of a mixed crowd, for example, the grand kids, virgins,Mormons,etc... " Whoopie" term used on the newlywed game describing sex. "Dazzler" grandiose or a little bit more than the regular guy!

pa let out quite a scream the other night when he caught his Whoopie Dazzler in the zipper of his pants

by jonnyrincon October 9, 2016

Bucky Dazzler

Little ginger fuckers with rabbit teeth that were made from an unholy union.

Oh me Bucky Dazzler

by Lick Broccolli January 23, 2020

Jobby dazzler

An extremely large poo that doesn’t give off odour

Feel better now that was a Jobby dazzler

by Silyan August 7, 2025