Danimalphobia

The phobia of danimals, the liquid yogurt smoothie

“Kody has danimalphobia.”

by Saeefasive January 30, 2021

danimal

A large male/animal with the birth name of Daniel or Dan. The Danimal is very dangerous when it comes to the female species. It either attacks it's prey with a venomous sting to the behind, or waits until the female is weak and injured then makes it's move.

Female 1: OMG the Danimal is cuming RUN.
Female 2: OMG he's going to sting me.

by Jake Duyon February 15, 2007

Danimalize

1. Verb: the process of a Danimal making hot sweet tender love to a lady friend named Edna.

2. Verb: to be treated t to PWNage in the realm of European History by the Danimal.

3. Verb: When someone falls in love with the Danimal and he rejects/accepts/doesn't-give=-a-clear-answer-but-agrees-to-being-given-fellatio.

3. Verb: the process of being Marxified.

4. Verb: the actions committed by the Danimal while the song "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye plays.

5. Verb: to be ravaged viciously and without mercy to the point of pleasure by the Danimal.

6. Verb : the Danimal's act of inflicting pleasure/drunkenness/shame/heartbreak/pregnancy onto an individual.

7. Adjective: the effect of the Danimal's mating call.

Hey, I'm really sorry Cassandra, but when you deal with the Danimal you should expect to get Danimalized....

by The Danimalizer April 18, 2011

Danimals

A term that fans of American Idol Season 7 contestant Danny Noriega use to call themselves.

All the Danimals should vote for Danny on the Idol poll!

by bea_xo March 12, 2008

Danism

The belief that you are a God. Luminous beings we are, not this crude matter.

Danist practice the art of self pleasure.

Believers of Danism will recognize that the true Dan has a small penis and that's OK!!!

Danist also have an unnatural fascination with balls.

Danist practice drinkng beer and rooting for the Buffalo Bills.

In Dan Brown we trust, All hail Dan Brown.

"She was worried about the size of his manhood until she found Danism."

by The All Powerful Dan January 31, 2021

dansimmed

when you spill your heart out on msn only to be replied with 'kk' or 'cool.'

Betty: And then he dumped me but it made me realise how much I love you, and you've always been there for me! never leave me dude! you're perfect in every way!

Dan Sim: kk.

Betty: Aw, I just got Dansimmed.

by ohhaith3r3 February 26, 2009

danjim

A weird ass nigga who will call your phone randomly, with a restricted number, without saying anything or doing anything. Generally harmless, although after a call you will usually feel like your cell phone has been raped.

"danjim called me again during class this morning, still got that pervy feeling from it"

by mjbos July 2, 2018