lefty's catcher's mitt

something you think is real, when actually it isnt

phoniness, net, jargon,

used in net jargon

basically a lefty's catcher's mitt

by TheLaughingMan May 22, 2007

batter catcher

or shortened to batcher. when orally pleasuring a female she will produce fluid or lady batter. this batter then falls down the chin of the person doing the pleasuring. any hair just under the lip is known as the batter catcher or batcher

hey man, whats that you got in your batter catcher?

by batcher April 15, 2008

dog catcher

A metaphor in political prose for the lowest possible and least-regarded elected office or politician thereof.

Johnnie Smith's platform is so insane and out-of-touch that he couldn't get himself elected to dog catcher of Maysville, much less to Congress.

by Allen Boyer December 31, 2007

jelly catchers

girls underwear. Refers to catching the jelly that leaks out.

Molly's jelly catchers were wedge up her hungry ass.

by reagbo May 30, 2009

cell catcher

It's slang for condom.

Hey man you left your paycheck in my car so I spent it on cell catchers and purple haze.

by Y2Jandn9ne December 17, 2008

catcher's mentality

having the catcher's mentality means doing whatever it takes to get your team the victory

catcher's mentality-Kyle Dodson

by likeaboss1233216 May 26, 2011

number catcher

Slang for diaper. Worn by adults as well as enfants.

A Depends "number catcher"...for Gramps. A Huggies "number catcher"...for the baby. This will be a 5 hour trip, and they both are going to have an unavoidable #1 at some point. The baby is good for a #2 as well.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 22, 2021