guzzle your custard

the act of fellatio

Man did she "guzzle your custard" last night....

by savannahman March 18, 2010

Nut Custard

Semen, jizz, spunk

George shot his load all over me last night, there was nut custard everywhere.

by Natasha November 29, 2003

fanny custard

a thick gloopy discharge with a strong odour. The colour is a bright yellow and is common amoung the more sexually active and slutty.

I can smell her fanny custard from here.

by KXpoonanandtang June 30, 2011

Custard Trout

As well as the already mentioned, Custard Trout is now renown as Fable 3's first pimp.

Have you joined Custard Trout's pimp service?

by Online stalker November 1, 2010

cuntador

A cuntador is a person who doesn't play fair, whether in sport, business or life. Someone who uses another person's misfortune to gain something for themselves.

Originated when the cyclist Alberto Contador, took an unfair advantage of cyclist Andy Schleck's bike malfunction on stage 16 of the 2010 Tour de France.

Alberto is such a Cuntador.

by Schlecky July 20, 2010

fudd custard

The congealed combination of vile vaginal sludge and urine which accumulates in the gusset of female underwear.

I pulled her pants off with my teeth and ended up with fudd custard smeared on my top lip. I can still smell it and that was two fucking weeks ago!

by christopher doherty December 14, 2009

anal custard

bro i love anal custard its so juicy and rich in anal vitamins

i bought some anal custard for our kinky faggot session today

by we hate all faggots August 3, 2023