Slippery Customer

Someone who is devious, cheeky and very naughty. Because of these almost superhuman levels of deviousness, the actions of a 'slippery customer' cannot be easily controlled. Such characters can cause complete carnage in many different situations (any day of the week). A 'Slippery Customer' is certainly not a valued member of society. In some cultures, using such a term to describe someone is the deepest form of insult.

Who is that sneaking off into the cafe toilets?

I'm not sure, but i've heard he's a seriously Slippery Customer.

People like him have certainly derailed from the road to glory...

by MarcusHasMassiveTekkers March 2, 2011

microsoft customer support

A phrase that may be used to describe anything that does not exist.

"Dude, that unicorn is just like Microsoft customer support!"

by Herter1 February 15, 2009

customer support fever

A sexual preference of non-Indians for denizens of the Indian subcontinent, particularly after India's sudden rise to power, following the economic boom of the early 21st century. The "customer support" moniker stems from the fact that people who call Customer Support for large software companies will often end up speaking with an Indian person.

White guy: Have you seen Aishwarya Rai? She is freakin' hot!
Asian guy: Man, you've got a bad case of customer support fever!

by f.o.b. jew November 13, 2007

Customer Service

A job which causes your anus to hurt because you've been bending over backward and taking it from whiny, complaining, bratty, idiots all freaking day long.

See also: HELL.

Me: I need a new job.
Friend: What kinda of job are you looking for?
Me: Anything other than customer service. I'd rather scoop the poop off streets.

by ~Diva~Delight June 15, 2008

Customer

Moving thing that annoys the shit out of me

"God, why won't these customers leave?"

by CrazyTweak February 8, 2010

Customer Ethics

of or pertaining to bad customer service.

The ugly ass girl at the counter at Cafe West had some customer ethics issues when I asked her about changing my coffee.

by Pretty Boy Swag aka Lil Wayne September 15, 2010

cunstomer

A customer who is a cunt.

"God he was an entitled asshole".
"Yeah what a cunstomer"

by silentguardian September 12, 2013