Catcussion

Catcussion: What you get when a cat hurls itself from the second floor, directly onto your head.

My cat Charlie hurled himself vertically 10feet from a loft landing directly into my head. His purrfect landing gave me a catcussion.

by PunnyMama June 13, 2019

German concussion

when the penis is inserted into an ear and then forcefully trusted foward

i gave him a german concussion

by jubacajonessss June 20, 2016

dick concussion

To get a concussion from sucking too much dick

John: wheres your bitch?
Zach: at home with a dick concussion, she gave me 11 hickeys last night
John: wow

by righteousconsumption November 12, 2014

Cumcussion

When having sex as the woman begins her orgasm, she gets hit upside the head losing consciousness and her orgasm.

While screwing Erin senseless doggy-style, as she begam to cum I socked her head giving her a cumcussion.

by DJ Kleen May 10, 2011

cuntcussion

literal or figurative blows to the head of a man, from a woman who wields a vagina as a weapon, that have the effect of knocking a man senseless

Poor Ted was never quite the same after Devin gave him that horrible cuntcussion in 2006.

by Tedamata April 27, 2007

Cumcussion

A cumcussion is when you cum on a girl forehead so hard she gets knocked out by the pressure

Yo I gave that btich a cumcussion

by Dre the cum god January 22, 2023

Cumcussion

When you bust a heavy nut so hard you forget where you are.

I think I have a cumcussion, I forgot that I was in my room!

by itsAttakk May 7, 2023