'Cuntswaylow'

Pen name for any female Mexican stripper double amputee or midget!!!! Cunt is way low!

We went to Doll Babies last nite and this 'Cuntswaylow' was way fine!!!!

by vinny125125 May 11, 2010

Cuntspiracy

When you are so desperate and you cant get laid no matter what you do.

You: I have tried everything and I can't get laid. Clubs, hookers, russian brides!
Friend: It must be a Cuntspiracy!

by Riddlers Rage August 18, 2011

Cuntsplash

The excess liquid from a female cunt that drips out after sexual activity.

"Man, I fucked her pussy so hard last night, she covered me in cuntsplash"

by DefinitelyNotCaleb June 10, 2016

cuntscrape

A derogatory term used to describe someone as the result of a papsmear examination, that is, scrapings of a cunt.

You're such a cuntscrape, Brownie.

by C C April 4, 2004

Cuntslayer

Proper Noun. Patron saint of single dads who unfailingly bite their tounge in the face of cuntitiude from kids mom.

Ex- wife dissed my new puppy in front of my kids, and I didn't bat an eye..."Oh mighty Cuntslayer, doest thou what I can't , and smite the bitchhag with the sword of justice!"

by zortron February 21, 2010

Cuntstrap

A belt or strap fastened to the female genitalia.

Susan developed a rash on her vagina as she had not washed Karen's Cuntstrap before using it.

by s0ya January 9, 2009

cuntstration

cunt·strat·tion Pronunciation Key (kntstrtshn)

tr.v. cunt·strat·ed, cunt·strat·ing, cunt·strates

1. To remove the vulva of (a female); geld or effeminize.
2. To remove the ovaries of (a female); spay.
3. To deprive of virility or spirit; effeminize.
4. To be served penance for cheating on the last person you'd ever want to cheat on.

"I can't belive Tiana cheated on Bre! That girl deserves a wicked case of cuntstration."

"That hussy! I just might have to cuntstrate her myself!"

by erraticdancer May 12, 2006