Mother-in-law's Contracture

When a person's lips grant a facial expression of sadness when at rest or even when expressing joy. The lips fail to reach a horizontal orientation even when the person is attempting to smile.

Husband: Your mother looks looks so pissed off right now.

Wife: Nope, she is smiling.
Husband: Yeah, but she has a huge frown; it looks like an upside down U, like the old dude in Up.
Wife: Oh, that's because hse has the mother-in-law's contracture.

by MILFwithMILcontracture January 11, 2011

contractor

Someone who doesn't have the skills or talent to hold down a permanent job. They are inherently lazy and sneaky.

Gareth and Simeon are contractors because they can't get real jobs.

by napa2004 March 11, 2005

Contractogasm

When a pregnent woman has an orgasm at the same as a contraction

I had a contractogasm while having sex the other day.

by Nawlijispower February 26, 2010

Private security contractor

See mercenary.

Private security contractor, ex-military, high level commandos, trained with U.S. taxpayer dollars, who have opted to work for a contracting firm at much larger salaries than regular military and be free of the restraints and regimentation of an actual military organization, while performing work traditionally done by actual military units such as the Navy Seals, etc.

by RustyCannon January 1, 2010

contractor scum

Those that work less hours, with less committment, but get double the pay of full time employees.

Found invariably in the IT industry, but can exist anywhere.

Someone who uses the knowledge that a business needs to recruit quickly and cannot wait to hire a proper person... contractor scum steps in.

by James Westy March 26, 2008

contractor

porn producer

he’s a respectable contractor.

by canofcasserole July 25, 2018

cuntract

A cross between cunt and contract, generally used to express the only reason a particular loser would get some:

She hooked up with Ben? Damn, what kind of cuntract did she sign?

by Tim November 18, 2003