STD Containment Breach

When an STD Containment Chamber passes her genetic fuck-up onto an unsuspecting sex victim and releases their condition to a new person.

Clara: "Ajani, I need to tell you something about last night"
Ajani: "What is it?"
Clara: "I'm an STD Containment Chamber, I passed my condition on to you, fuck you"
Ajani: "WHAT? FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK OFF, FUCK YOURSELF, DIE IN A FUCKING HOLE, HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME AN STD CONTAINMENT BREACH!"

by Synth 2 September 1, 2019

Check It Containment

The definition, of a group that's ran by fame.

"Your group is such a Check It Containment, I bet you can't go 10 seconds without an update!"

by RenderMeUselessOrNot January 8, 2021

Cuntanent

someone that brings you down and bullies you verbally because they're jealous of you

John- "Jimmy, you're a stupid motherf@cker, I don't know how you got on this team, I told you pass the ball, you will never make it in life you fag.You will never make it in life, I am the captain kicking you off the team!!!"

Jimmy- "I was in front the goal so, I took a shot and scored, why are you mad, we won why are you jealous, you're acting like a really big Cuntanent!!!"

by FaithfulKidd June 6, 2015

funtainment

noun

fun, lively, funny, fantastic entertainment

I need some funtainment after this long boring day at work.

Zac: What do you want to watch?
John: Let's see if there's any funtainment on.

by mindo92 November 18, 2009

containment

The capture and storage of noxious fumes emanating from the anus by utilizing Tupperware plastic containers.

Johnny contained his farts. His mother regretted discovering and opening his multitude of containment vessels (Tupperware).

by BloodySwanson January 20, 2011

Cuntinent

A hoe or bitch who has almost fuck every guy. Just a public kitchen plat everyone can use it.

She will fuck you cos she is from a big cuntinent.
She felt nothing- she has a big cuntinent between her thighs.

by At-bila February 7, 2012

Special Containment Procedures

That's how the scp foundation contains anomalies.

Dr. ███████ Dingle : Hey uh, how are we supposed to contain SCP-REDACTED ?
Senior Researcher ████ : Idek, probably through some Special Containment Procedures or something

by Myhandle? June 12, 2022