Cunktart

Cunktart

Cunktart, noun: A person whose actions are worthy of criticism.

Cunktartery, noun: Actions of a cunktart.

Cunktartish, adjective: In the manner of a cunktart.

Example "That Cunktart does cunktartery in a particularly cunktartish manner.
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Note: Not a swearword.
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Cunktart is not derived from any swearwords.

Experts think this is the etymology:

Cunk(adj.) "faulty", "grody" or "disreputable"
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tart (adj.) "having a sharp taste,"

or
tart (noun.) "small pie"

That person is such a Cunktart; and acts in a Cunktartish manner

by ozelement November 10, 2020

chunky bidet

When you drop a turd with the precise mass, shape and density at the just perfect speed, that lands in the water at the precise angle to send a large splash of toilet water straight back at your brown eye.

Pete: (from inside the bathroom) Awwwwww goddammit!!!!
Craig: (from outside the bathroom) Everything ok in there?
Pete: No, I just got a chunky bidet!

by flyfishdude June 15, 2011

Chunky groda

Doritos soaked in a bowl of grape soda, and left for a couple of hours

Tristan don’t spill the soggy chunky groda on your new shoes!

by Faith_roux October 20, 2019

chunky shrimp

Another term for the female vagina. Sometimes referred to as a vagina that smells bad, and is important to avoid.

"Stick it in my chunky shrimp."

by Jimsy of Bedford December 9, 2007

Cunny Scot

An incredibly clever person usually from Scottish origin or heritage. Usually dark haired and extremely good looking. Often plays tricks on those whom are not as cunny, do not have dark hair, or a just plain grenades.

You canny beat a cunny scot

by hummaluvr July 27, 2010

cunty

sexy, iconic, epic, never been done before, serving.

*someone looks really fucking good*

“bitch you are so cunty!!!!!”

by sheenafrommtvlive May 19, 2021

Chunky Fourth of July

When a dildo or otherwise penetrative sex toy is not available, one sticks a firecracker popsicle up an appropriately sized bodily orifice (most commonly the anus), and proceeds to pleasure themselves with said popsicle. After completion, the melted remains of the popsicle are then spurted out of the oriface for everyone to enjoy in a red, white, and blue funfest for the entire family to enjoy! Oftentimes, this is a widely celebrated event, and no patriotic display is complete without it. Those who partake in the activity must rigorously prepare for it with a diet of only prune juice, water, and essential oils for at least a week. If an American Flag is in the vicinity, it is always lowered to half-mast to appreciate the gravity of such a solemn affair. Should time allow after the ceremony is complete, grill hot dogs in the juices and fire a 21 Gun Salute for the troops.

Steve: "Fuck yeah, Bob said he's planning a Chunky Fourth of July tonight!"
Randy: "It's been ages, I sure hope he ate a lot of fiber this time. Last year we didn't even get any corn..."

by Micah Ken Yarmouth Sr. April 19, 2020