cuntusion 

Often following intercourse with a large African American mule pecker or a large member in general, this is a term denoting vaginal soreness or discomfort post-coitus. Cuntusion can also be spawned from very rough sex or lack of adequate lubrication. Following a cuntision, it is recommended that the vaginal area receive 3-4 days of rest, although this does not preclude external vulva play. To expedite the healing process, it is recommended that the female stay at least 50 feet from large African American males. Symptoms include swelling, soreness, chafing and discomfort while urinating.

Mike 1: Yo did you see the latest Sixers draft pick?

Mike 2: Yea man, he looks like a guy that would give my lady a serious cuntusion.

cuntusion by Mike and Mike the Accountants March 31, 2017

Cumclusion 

When a movie or TV series has such a perfect ending that you cream yourself accidentally upon watching it.

The Sopranos left me with dry pants, but the cumclusion of Curb Your Enthusiasm stuck me to my seat.

Cumclusion by Hamgasm May 25, 2010

cumclusion 

reaching the final point in sex / last paragraph in sexual intercourse

"oh no, i'm.... i'm about to reaching the point of cumclusion."

cumclusion by ama March 4, 2019

pulmonary contusion 

A pulmonary contusion (or lung contusion) is a contusion (bruise) of the lung, caused by chest trauma. As a result of damage to capillaries, blood and other fluids accumulate in the lung tissue. The excess fluid interferes with gas exchange, potentially leading to inadequate oxygen levels (hypoxia).

Pulmonary contusion should be assessed in primary survey of trauma patient.

pulmonary contusion by Guddi July 24, 2016

Cantusion 

The bruise you get under your fingernail from opening several beer cans.

Jon drank so many cans of beer last night, he got a cantusion on his right index finger.

Cantusion by Dan Summers March 1, 2008

CumUnion

The CumUnion is an international group of sex clubs for gay and bi men to have sex. They can jack off together, suck dick or be sucked, fuck or be fucked, or [whatever[ they want sexually.

They have a CumUnion in Colorado Springs and a bunch of us cadets are planning to go there this weekend!

CumUnion by eda-skip October 14, 2021

labial contusion 

From the latin for bruising of the vagina.
A term used when a male friend gets a scrapped knee or other minor cut from mountain biking, skiing, or other outdoor activity and whinges about it.

Adam: My neck hurts a little.
Dave: Gee adam, maybe you need some homeopathic salve for that labial contusion?

labial contusion by pauld August 29, 2006