Cumption

That moment when you're about to ejaculate but get scared at the same time resulting in the biggest orgasm of your life.

Guy 1: Bro my mom walked in on me jerkin it and I had a cumption
Guy 2: Did you at least aim at her face?

by Mr.kirito:) June 30, 2022

cumpy

To want to cum on a group of people, but you do it outback behind a dumpster.

Michael: Hey guys, wanna go cumpy?
Jessica: Nah, I don't want to get stabbed in the flaps by some dude's heroin needle.

by shlumped_out_bonerguy22 November 7, 2023

Cumption

A comforting group of people or friends
The feeling you get from a plush blanket when its cold and the cold side of a pillow

That was a great cumption last night with all our friends

I slept so well last night because of my cumptious blanket

by LinguisticFool November 17, 2023

bribish cumpyre

the idea of setting your cum on fire
to protect your perfect angelic ideology

The powerful empire turn to the perfect bribish cumpyre.

by sinrlifemattrs November 11, 2025