commish

The tip or bribe paid to a contractor, agent, official,, short for "commission" but rarely above the table.

I got 3 grand commish for that thing.

by nebnez April 29, 2005

Commish

a commission, drawn or written by a commissioner (artist or writer) for money

Hey artist, can you do me a commish of x character in waist-up?

by dean0rin0 April 7, 2020

Grip a Commish

a healthy handful of commission

yo you just got a huge grip a commish!

by nikwax February 21, 2009

Free the commish ya herddd

Infamous Shane Jordan Horsley is the commish free him till it’s backwards one of the realest on this earth ya herddd meee

Free the commish ya herddddd

by The commish November 27, 2021

the commish

The act of tucking your penis between your legs a'la {Silence of the Lambs or more recently Clerks 2 and making it look like you have a mangina instead of male bits.

~So suddenly, the shot cuts back to Jay and he's bustin' the commish and I seriously almost fell out of my chair.

~My girlfriend hates it when I bust out the commish right after having sex. I think its hilarious but it kinda freaks her out.

by MarcosMarcos September 14, 2008

Cammish's List

A list of sites that contain sites that are blocked by the IWF and the contents are not for disclosure to anyone

That bird is on Cammish's List

by Rustygun September 18, 2020

Commishioner

Not mistaken for commissioner, a “Commishioner” is someone who is very proficient in running a fantasy football league. The exact opposite of one NFL commissioner “Roger Goodell”

Damn! My fantasy commissioner sucks! I wish we had someone better like a “commishioner”

by Redbarnracer December 23, 2020