While performing {fellatio}, your partner ejaculates in your mouth and his semen tastes so bad that your face puckers up, like if you sucked on a lemon.
Last night I was {going down} on my old man and I don't know what that fool ate, but when he {came}, his {jizz} tasted so rank that I had a Cumpucker for hours!
by Balls O'rork July 10, 2010
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by phatplat August 28, 2009
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cum licker • Cumicker • cumlacker • cumlikker • cumpicker • designated cum-licker • clicker • cuntlicker • cowlicker • Cufflicker
I tried to get her to give me a blow job, but the cock-teasing bitch was nothing but a clamlicker!
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That clamlicker has licked so many clams, her mouth smells like a goddamn fishmonger.
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That clamlicker has licked so many clams, her mouth smells like a goddamn fishmonger.
by Phobophile March 17, 2005
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by zacherzach January 4, 2007
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That cuntlicker just cut me off!
by Milkpuppy April 22, 2003
Get the cuntlicker mug.In Japan, the people who draw manga (their version of comic books) are called mangaka.
Here in the West, people who draw comics are labeled as "Comic Book Artists."
Logic, and somewhat erroneous English grammar, would mutate the root noun (comic) for the sake of brevity to someone who does something - the comicker.
Here in the West, people who draw comics are labeled as "Comic Book Artists."
Logic, and somewhat erroneous English grammar, would mutate the root noun (comic) for the sake of brevity to someone who does something - the comicker.
I am a comicker.
by Mobius 1 February 24, 2009
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No we can't fuck tonight cause I didn't shower since the last time and I'm cumlocked.
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Fuck no! That bitch's cumlocked on both sides!
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No we can't fuck tonight cause I didn't shower since the last time and I'm cumlocked.
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Fuck no! That bitch's cumlocked on both sides!
by dayman_nightman August 26, 2013
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