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Raj Parker, Steve Stride and a well respected football expert voted 2-1 (guess how they voted individually) to allow the move of Wimbledon FC to Milton Keynes to become the Milton Keynes Dongs (as the "club" will now inevitably be referred to).
Winkelman bribed Parker and Stride and so they voted for the move. AFC Wimbledon was rightfully born right after this sham of a commission.
by AFCW July 1, 2004
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commissioner

A person authorized by a commission to perform certain duties, one that should be ahead of the game not always taking it in the behind.
Grout is a horrible Commissioner, and by horrible i mean he takes it in the ass.
by Markbeaver October 2, 2007
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commission whore

A sales person, usuallly from a retail store, that harrasses you uncontrollably until you buy something just so they can reach their commission.
I went to radio shack today and all of the employees were total commission whores.
by Karen420 November 10, 2008
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Great Commission

To tell and model and show everybody the wisdom of God's Son, Jesus why He had to die so you can have LIFE in HIS power to walk in HIS wisdom and HIS common sense to overcome our selfish and self centered and self destructive ways. Jesus said, when we have TOLD EVERYONE & MODELED IT TO EVERYONE ON EARTH then and only then will the jig be UP and HIS soon return WILL BE SOON!!!!!!!!!!!
Praying for your family and show them by your life the LOVE & PATIENCE God has given YOU. Therefore you have done an event towards finishing off the GREAT COMMISSION!!!
by Rob2010 February 4, 2010
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Cumcussion

Usually occurring during make-up sex after a lengthy, petty argument with a woman you are involved with, or any other time when a woman has been irrational.

Upon apologizing and engaging in make-up sex, the male uses that fake apology for the impetus of the move.

Yoking the female on his shoulders, mouth to vagina; aggressive and sloppy oral sex follows. With the female at a loud, 95% of full climax, male power-bombs female to the floor, leaving her in a euphoric daze she won't remember later, and might even thank you for.

The male is then able to go out with friends for drinks.
"The girls are here! But they're an hour late, we're missing the 1st quarter."
"Let's give them cumcussions and grab some beers at the game, then titty bar!"
"Hell yeah, I missed leg day at Cross Fit, that's perfect!"
by Mister Muff June 23, 2016
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cumpassionate

When you love someone or something so much that you start to cum.
I'm not just passionate about her, I'm cumpassionate about her!

passionatecum
by flywithmee May 11, 2009
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Cummission

Cummission. Masturbating on company time.
'I had a lovely time and the best thing was I was on Cummission' See also Wanking from home
by Zinadean November 20, 2020
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